Aha! A stranger in my lair! Get out of here!
You're not... leaving?
Ugh, i might as well tell you who i am.
I come from a rich family in Greece. We lost everything in 1876 because of these pesky humans.. we just want to live a normal life, you know?
Ok that's all i can tell you. Now get out for real before i suck you dry like a raisin.